
It is unofficial. I have swine flu. Oink. The English have gone a bit batty and so everyone currently displaying flu symptoms - fever, cold, cough - gets quarantined (God forbid you get something caught in your throat!). In all seriousness, the message from the NHS is DON'T go to your doctor - instead, we have to call the doctor and get a diagnosis over the phone - which is no diagnosis at all - rather, a preventative measure to prescribe anti-virals to everyone which you get your 'flu friend' to collect. Mel is my lucky flu friend.
So, the last couple of days I have been busy rolling around in the mud (quarantined from work) and giving myself a hard time for not blogging. Since my last entry (which was about the same time Jesus walked on water) Mel has arrived in London, landed herself a kick-arse job, we managed on the second occasion to get ourselves a place to live (thus the Hammock which this little piggy has enjoyed over the period of quarantine) and have finally managed to feel a little settled for the first time in about 18 months.
Highlights from the last few months: we attended Andrea and Sun's awesome wedding where we danced to perhaps the best ever wedding soundtrack ever put together by Andrea and Sun themselves. This is the smiliest ever drummer and the coolest ever couple who proceeded to end their ceremony with an acrobatic feat to rival those of Evil Knieval. There were legs and shoulders and arms and thighs and height. I can't believe I didn't get a photo!
For those of you who have, forgivably, given up on this blog - the short update is that I'm working at GlaxoSmithKline since January - they make panadol and a few other things like Macleans toothpaste - OK, I'm lying, they are a relatively huge pharmaceutical company with a very inspirational CEO. Read here. My 'flu friend' is of course kicking-arse at Apple (no introduction needed) with a somewhat equally inspirational CEO. My perks are not as good as Mel's - while she gets music tickets and discounts on desirable products, I can buy discounted toothbrushes, toothpaste and panadol. Oh, and Ribena. I know what you're thinking - how do I live with such privilege? But to reassure everyone, no need to start emailing straight away about your share in my treasure chest of dental hygiene - there's plenty to go around. The irony is of course that I do in fact take advantage of my discounts. A few of you can already vouch for the bounty that I have bestowed. I feel like the arch-nemesis of the tooth fairy - she takes teeth away and I, the superhero of dental care, help you keep your teeth.
We have also started Salsa classes although after the first two, we have managed to miss every other class. One for the reason of the heat. Yes, you might mock me at the thought that London can be 'too' hot but I can confirm that once a year, it does shine.
Finally, has anyone noticed how job titles these days are just getting more and more ridiculous? Revenue Protection Assistant. In other words a ticket inspector on public transport.
We have also started Salsa classes although after the first two, we have managed to miss every other class. One for the reason of the heat. Yes, you might mock me at the thought that London can be 'too' hot but I can confirm that once a year, it does shine.
Finally, has anyone noticed how job titles these days are just getting more and more ridiculous? Revenue Protection Assistant. In other words a ticket inspector on public transport.